And it makes me feel very stupid to tell you this because it makes me sound like a girl who wants to go to brunch and I really don’t wanna go to brunch and I don’t want you to sit on the couch while I shop or, like, even meet my friends. I don’t even want that, okay? But I also don’t want to share a sex partner with a girl who seems to have asked for a picture of your dick. And also, I don’t want a picture of your dick. Because I live very near you so if you wanted me to look at your dick, I could just come over and look at your dick!
No Shave November
Don’t you think about it December
Just Kidding January
Forget about it or F*** it February