but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands



American Horror Story: Murder House

 A Summary


Today, women make up half our workforce. But they still make 77 cents for every dollar a man earns. That is wrong. And in 2014, it’s an embarrassment. Women deserve equal pay for equal work.

She deserves to have a baby without sacrificing her job. A mother deserves a day off to care for a sick child or a sick parent without running into hardship. And you know what? A father does too. It is time to do away with workplace policies that belong in a Mad Men episode.


PRESIDENT OBAMA, during the State of the Union.


(via inothernews)


how are all these math classes going to help me become a new york it girl with a huge wardrobe and a boyfriend in an indie rock band that writes songs about me


I think it’s so stupid to beg people to stay in your life. If they don’t put in the effort, let them go. ESCORT them out. Hold the door. It’s not worth it, it’s a waste of energy. No one is that important for you to lose sleep over their lack of work in a friendship or relationship. Let them go. It will be better for you, I promise.






Wendy talking about Beyonce. — (x)

the lady in the red jacket is like “y’all can’t be serious?”


She is me and I am her

Peep the dude in the back tho. He is me

What about the girl in the back right who stops her friend from clapping. 
That’s a good friend right there. Trying to spare her friend from the wrath of the Beyhive as well as preventing her from revealing she suffers from a lot of internalized misogyny. 


true indeed.


embarrassing parts of books are a million times worse than embarrassing parts of movies i’ve decided because you can’t look away or cover your face until it’s over you have no choice but to pay attention and endure that secondhand embarrassment with them


GIRLS Season 3 airing this Sunday on HBO!




if you can’t handle me at my worst then that sucks because that’s all there is to me 


me when I go out with my non broke friends.


That Awkward Moment Featurette - Meet Mike 

so … I’m gonna just ….. save these….